PATRIOTIC SUCKFEST XLIV

Was anyone else as humiliated to be an American as I was yesterday? For one:the black eyed peas?! holy shit, it pains me to even type his name, but will i am and his fucking space crop goin’ on, what the fuck was that. And just when i thought it couldnt get any worse, Slash fucking emerges from the stage playing sweet child of mine accompanied by fergies terrible voice. please fergie take those thick ass gams and cankles somewhere else miss horseface. Slash cut your fucking hair and burn every god damn top hat you own. bring back janet and JT even though it sucked at least we got a pastie nip slip(see photo above). forgive me if im being harsh but really america do you have to ask why the world thinks were a bunch mongoloid assholes?

im back and im hungry,

-PUDZZ